Chris Morris: Chicks Dig Listening to Picasso

How would you go about impressing a fine-looking female that caught your eye in a crowded bar? Perhaps you would try to make her laugh, tell her an interesting story, offer to buy her a drink?

If you’re New Jersey Nets forward Chris Morris none of the above. You instead attempt to woo her with your non-existent musical knowledge.

I Met Her at an Uptown Bar

If you’re a 6 foot 8 professional basketball player getting play off the court usually isn’t an issue.

For one, your height makes you stand out like Victor Wenbanyama at a middle school pick-up game.

Second, in the early 90s, which is when this story took place. There was no TMZ, Baller Alert, or invasive cell phone cameras to fuck up your game.

You could literally walk out of the club with an entire starting lineup of hoes like The Godfather and no one would know.

This is precisely why we have no actual footage of what happened one fine evening in an upscale uptown New York lounge between Chris Morris and an unidentified female companion.

**Impress girls with your vintage New Jersey Nets gear and never go home alone again.**

But according to a first-hand account, Chris was attempting to smooth-talk a young woman with curves like an hourglass.

Things appeared to be going well when he blurted out to the pianist playing nearby:

Play us some Picasso

It was at this exact moment that this woman realized athletes really are dumb like Brittany Renner would later claim😢

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